I would totally suck a dick for an update right now...
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, oh good, it's not just me then
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, i usually see an update every few hours at most, what happened here?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, yeah idk what's going on with the updates.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’m starting to panic...
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, still nothing...
@A Math Dealer, *hovering finger over ifunny "install" button in app store*
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, this is it folks. The Great Meme Drought of 2019. What am I supposed to do at work? Actual work?!? Pfffff, I'm 'bout to go beat my meat for the ridiculously high numbered time today. I'd tell you all how many times I have but there isn't enough blood in my brain to count past 4 right now.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, DON'T DO IT SIR DON'T PANIC. THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO GET YOUR FIX WE DON'T HAVE TO RESORT TO DRASTIC MEASURES.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, SOMEONE CALL 911. THIS MAN IS SERIOUS. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
"I don't feel so good..."
Spider man, spider man. Does whatever a spider can.
Breaks his neck, climbing walls.
Now wherever he goes he crawls LOOK OUT!
Hmm... should we call an ambulance?
@megamanx181x, what for? You can’t fix stupid.
@seeUpee, Of course you can. This guy just fixed it himself by, well, possibly killing his self.
@ TouchMyCatEars, now its a liability cause it happened in my property!
@seeUpee, But you can sedate it to prevent spreading to others
@A Deformed Penis, I really like this idea!
Nothing like seeing irreparable brain damage in morning.
I love prehistoric memes
That isn't Tom Holland.
Sometimes you just need to kill the stupid brain cells to allow the smart ones to flourish