Waking up and the only notification I have is team snapchat wishing me a happy Valentine's Day is an accurate depiction of how the rest of the day is going to go.
@xdsmileedx, I got sick and threw up, beat that!
@DaMoon, my dog pissed in my bed and got sh!t on me this morning
@xdsmileedx, I didn't even get one of those. Plus my friends canceled dinner tomorrow night. And I got the worst roster for work yet. But at least I still have video games
@xdsmileedx, I got a package this morning with a bunch of hearts on it. I thought "oh my secret admirer sent me something!". Turns out it was just something I ordered off amazon.
@xdsmileedx, im currently waiting to have a splinter chopped out of my toe
@xdsmileedx, somebody stole
@xdsmileedx, I feel u bro
@Sark Douls, that poor soul doesn't know....
@Sark Douls, The other one blew up
@Sark Douls, im colombian and i approve this message. 👍
I was thinking someone would say "colorized", but then I remembered color photos existed then and felt dumb, I blame the memes
It's Colombia 🇨🇴
im getting back in line