How is this getting downvotes? Yeah it's messed up but it's hilarious
@vulvanator8000, sometimes it's so gross that it outweighs the funny. I'm on here to have a good time not writhe in disturbedness
@TomPholio, Someone put this man on the night shift, so he can see what REAL dank memes are all about!!
You know what they say. When the red river is flowing take the dirt road home.
And now we sit back and read the comments to figure out who's single and who's married.
@Justduckyjenn, update: iamtherampage and hanjurew are single.
@Justduckyjenn, if you're in a serious relationship, it will happen. Hence yesterday's escapade. No way I would put my mouth down there though
@Justduckyjenn, married, but wife doesn't have periods. Score one for swat!
@Justduckyjenn, I've been with my fiancé for four and a half years, and we're getting married next month, but there's no way in hell this would happen. Then again, we hardly ever partake in oral anyway.
@Justduckyjenn, I'm in engaged and I say sex on a period is one thing but that's just nasty unless you're Edward Cullen
Jk, a real f*cking vampire
@The Common Shaman, be a man and earn those red wings
@Abusive Breasts, Idk man, if she's uncomfortable with it, I'm not going to push it.
@Justduckyjenn, I'm not married, but I've earned my red wings. Most ladies don't care much for hole licking anyway, so stay high and stay dry. Lick the clit, not the clot.
@Abusive Breasts, I haven't heard anyone use that term since my old squad leader back in 05.
this is actually pretty fvcked up
Are we leaving alone that the person who posted the original is herself female?
Yeah, last night was messy fun with @fiddlemyfandango.