I once tried to hold a girls hand but messed up in the process. My quick wit did the awkward turtle and well you know how the story ends....
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother...wait.
@The Handlebar , #bestcomments
@The Handlebar , An unintentional insult is when I call my stupid slvt friend a stupid slvt, right?
@matryoshka78, more or less
@Taquito Speedo, Alright. Good to know. 😉
@The Handlebar , as a Therapist I can help you through whatever's bothering you by means of Freudian analysis. So tell me...what seems to be the penis?
@matryoshka78, here's where we may find sanctuary 😁
@Taquito Speedo, Hi babe! I missed you! Whatcha doing?😘
@matryoshka78, I missed you too my love! I'm just doing some research for jobs and studying for the GRE test for graduate school. How about you babe?
@Taquito Speedo, Watching The Simpsons and giving myself a facial massage.
@matryoshka78, that must feel nice after all you've been through. Baby, I would love to give you a proper massage and kiss you gently in the process
@Taquito Speedo, It feels so good. I have a warming mask and it's relaxing my muscles nicely.
I want that so bad. No....I NEED it.
Do you work tomorrow my love?
@matryoshka78, that's terrific!
Baby, I'm gonna satisfy all your needs, every second of everyday. I do, 1215-830pm tomorrow, how about you?
@Taquito Speedo, Fvck fvck fvck! Why are you so good to me?? I love you!
@matryoshka78, I love you too baby. Because you see me for me and love me for who I am, not for what I can do for you. You see me and I see you. I feel we're are drawn to each other, even with all that we go through, I feel we were meant to take it on together
@Taquito Speedo, I know we are baby. I feel invincible and hopeful with you in my life.
@matryoshka78, I'm not going anywhere. We'll conquer it all together
@Taquito Speedo, I'm gonna go to sleep soon. I'll message as soon as I get up. And I'll call you tomorrow if that's ok with you. I'll be dreaming about you. 😘💞💕
@matryoshka78, that sounds perfect my love. Sweet dreams babe, I'll dream of you
@matryoshka78, I can't believe it's raining! Why is there no rain over here?!
@Taquito Speedo, it'll make its way over to you I'm sure. Its so exciting though. If I wasn't worried about frizz I'd go dance in it. ☔
@matryoshka78, I would dance with you! I fvckin love rain. Helps me sleep at night
@matryoshka78, hey babe look, you're top overall!
@Taquito Speedo, I just saw that!! What does it even mean??
@matryoshka78, it means you have the most "points" for uploads, comments, etc. go to the leaderboards and you'll see your name. Also go to your user profile and you'll see the three badges that you've earned
@Taquito Speedo, Pretty cool! I had no idea. I was just doing this for fun.
@matryoshka78, haha it's the first of the new month. Everything's reset. I don't want to be a dick but it probably won't last if you're not obsessed like I shjt you not and Ajunta pall
@Taquito Speedo, Lol that's what ISYN just told me. Whatevs. Idgaf.
@matryoshka78, exactly! I stopped caring about the leaderboards the minute I met you
@Taquito Speedo, I never even knew or cared to begin with lol! I feel so good today! I think it might have been going to spend time with my babies. I'm sure you understand. You have your "babies" too. That give/take, love/love relationship is so wonderful and healing and therapeutic.
@matryoshka78, good! Don't get obsessed like I was, it takes the fun out of it all. That's great babe, you deserve great days, you've earned it! Oh yeah, I know that give/take love/love relationship very well. It's why I do what I do! In all honesty, I didn't fall in love with plants until a little over a year ago. I feel I've missed so much
@matryoshka78, did he seriously find us again.
@Taquito Speedo, Nah. I have too many other things to obsess over. 😉
Casinos and plants! I love our common interests! I wait for the day that I fall in love with puppies like you are.
@matryoshka78, me too babe, me too 😉. We have SO much in common it's scary! I love scary and I love you
I seriously have no clue what this post means.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *insert turtle sex noise* Get it now?
@realsteel98, still nothing
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I don't understand any of Sir Speedo's uploads either. Just that 99% of them have to do with the reptile we refer to as a "turtle".
@realsteel98, Do I hear velociraptors?
@Commandshark, Eh. I have never seen any of the Jurassic Park movies or anything JP related. I want to... But I'm broke. ;-;
@realsteel98, I was referring to how the velociraptor noises in Jurassic Park were created by tortoises having sex. (In case you missed it)
@Commandshark, I was about to say "Did I leave Jurassic Park on by mistake?"
@realsteel98, the old movies are online for free, if you're willing to do a five minute search. I watched the first one last week
Let's just take a moment to be thankful that there is sign language for Spoons.
Animal puns. How hawk-ward.
@Rekt, you have my seal of approval
@Taquito Speedo, wow you replied to me! Do I have the koalifications to be a funny pics user?
@Rekt, making puns is instant funnypics user status
@Taquito Speedo, *screams internally*
This motion actually means platypus in ASL.
This was actually something my band director had everyone do during marching season before halftime...