If it's a male does he actually have 6 heads or just 4?
@theantigrammarnazi, congratulations. You went from a joke about Cerberus's name into a dick joke IN no time flat....
@theantigrammarnazi, that's nasty
@theantigrammarnazi, Wait, I don't get i- ohhhhhh
@Memes Or Death, Cerberus has 3 heads and 0 dick. If you lookin' to get fvcked by a death dog twice the size of a fvcking fully grown male lion then you're groing to get either an unhinged jaw/severed head, or a severely crushed pelvis. That is if one would even want to fvck you.
Someone has read the Dresden files
@JangoFett, I was gonna say that but you beat me to it, peace talks needs to be released!!!
@gaugeblackwood, for reals though
@JangoFett, I just finished Fool Moon, and I'm currently waiting for Grave Peril to ship out from Amazon. It's damn slow tho
@JangoFett, it was a great series.
@George Feeny, was? Still is, Butcher plans for books into the low 20's
@Proactive Citizenry , dang you're still a Dresden virgin.
@Captain TR8R, yes. Probably has to do with the fact that certain parts of the series are hard to get. They're easy reads though, so I'll be caught up sooo enough.
@Proactive Citizenry , hard to get as in physically get the copies?
Who the ef finds mythology boring??
@Shentei Zei, the steadily increasing majority of people responsible for the steadily increasing degradation and decadence of our society. Basic idiots.
I just love mythology period
Come here Kerberos! Come here Kerberos!! Who's a good hellhound? Who's a good hellhound?
The set up for this really doesn't fit the ending. How does one find stories of heroes slaying monsters, Zeus's wacky sexcapades, and massive wars to be boring, yet a dog joke, nay, dog fact, is the thing the makes "history" interesting?
Good thing the punchline was highlighted or else I would have never understood the joke
@Sacanez, but the first line is also highlighted? How do I know where to start!?
OH JESUS CHRIST. I SPENT 3 MONTHS LAST YEAR TRYING TO GET THIS POSTED
Could have been a Dalmation
I only know of Kerberos authentication
That's cause compared to his brothers, Hades is kinda chill