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@The Tower Of Pimps, I would squish the h*ck out of you
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@Scrummy, did you just censor heck?
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@The Tower Of Pimps, I think you just broke the internet.
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@The Tower Of Pimps, it's a fre*king bad word
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@Scrummy, d**'* talk to h*m tha* w*y
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Guys I need advice I have a crush on my girlfriend but I'm not sure how to tell her... Do I take her out somewhere or just shove chocolate down her throat?
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@Abusive Breasts, yes
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@Abusive Breasts, Do you mean you have a crush on your crush or are you already in a relationship. If she is your crush, casually ask her to a school/work event. If she already loves you, you're on your own. I never even made it to my own first piece of advice. I can recommend getting her something other than chocolate though. I have read your comments, and you're a funny guy. Go to a second hand/antique store and get her something that is cool, but also a bit weird. A bust of Beethoven would be great. That way she knows you are not like every other guy. Maybe both a weird item and chocolate would be better. I wish you luck.
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@OrphanCrippler44, we've been dating for maybe 10 months so I guess it's a pretty big crush
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@Abusive Breasts, do that latter, girls love being chocolate throated.
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@Abusive Breasts, why not both?
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I will call him squishy and he shall be mine. He will be my squishy!
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I totally squished all over her face... Ok it was a photo of her face
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Well it's not a real word considering it's on urbandicktshionairy
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@jasohazard, "Assassinate" wasn't a 'real word' until Shakespeare came up with it. "Google" wasn't a word either until the company came along. "Crush" used to only mean 'compress' or 'compact' until someone thought it could also mean 'romantic infatuation'. So while "squish" is a synonym to "crush" in the sense of compressing something it can also be a synonym in the sense of infatuation. Sorry, I'm a language nerd! I like learning new stuff about it. 😊
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THIS IS BRAND NEW TO ME TOO
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So... A friend?
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@Sortofslobro, no, someone you want to be your friend.
You're my squishy