This is a hentai wife
@SimonPetrikov, she sounds so good it has to be!!!
I'll take things I will never have/experience for 500
@Macaroni Jesus , I'm an ugly troglodyte and I got it once. You can do it too my guy. Just believe.
I like those bottom right corners
This is 100% accurate. God damn I love my squishy gf so much.
@Lord Zargothrax, dude, heck yeah. I just showed my wife how much this matched her.
@Lord Zargothrax, dude saaaaame! Minus big boobs and dogs. Das my gf right there.
Those boobs don't look that big to me. Still good though
Is this one of those cryptids I've been hearing about
@Doctor Bees, yeah but they had to redact it from the scp foundation on account that they could not provide proof of its existence.
You lost me at very vanilla.
@Tyler643, just have to add your own toppings
@Tyler643, Perhaps it means that she talks like a valley girl?
@Tyler643, had me at “cums easily”
@Tyler643, when people use vanilla as an adjective, the context is usually using it to describe something as very typical/boring? Or maybe she’s vanilla flavored idk
@seeUpee, every mans dream. though all the dogs thing got me hesitant
Stop it. Don't give me hope.
Did....did you speak to my girlfriend? I looked at every single thing on there and the only thing that wasn’t accurate was the squeaking. I can’t wait to go home now, thanks FP 🥰
@LV100Charizard, when you successfully asked her out, how did that play out? Coffee? Bowling? What's the nintendo power walkthrough?
@sploot, I was her middle school crush, we reconnected after me and my ex-fianceé split. Met up with friends at the bar, she was there and we hit it off. First date was attempting to see Sicario 2 in theaters. We went to the wrong theater, second attempt we read the time wrong, third attempt we got lost on the way to another theater. Finally saw it the fourth time and we were already in deep by that time. TL;DR : be patient, the best relationships come when you’re not searching for one
@LV100Charizard, thanks brother. Grats on winning the lottery
Yeah we all just have one of those dont we. Yeah...
This is 90% my wife. I sent this to her and that's the first thing she responded with
@Shmay Fish, pretty much just no flower crowns/house wife aspirations
I found one fellas and I put a ring on it!
Forever and always hardly ever lasts, good luck to anyone that finds someone that truly means it, it's all just words to me at this point, I really thought the last one to say it was really the one, ended up getting her a ring and everything, promised each other we would always be together and never give up. spoiler alert, she changed, nothing was ever good enough (mind you I did literally everything I could for her and anything she asked of me while still in crippling pain from a disk issue in my back that was caused by work a good while into the relationship) in my eyes love is dead
@Duranu, hey buddy, don’t give up. You’ll find your squish gf waifu someday, I believe in you
... but she snores.
Are we building a dam here, honey? No, I don’t think we are...
“You’re close. So close. But no cigar.”
I feel like some of these are contradictions. Also it says "big boobs" but those arent big boobs
I know you guys may doubt it, but this is nearly 100% my wife.
This is literally my wife, 15 years strong and happy af
Well shいt, boys, my gf only has like half of these
Ah yes mythical creatures
Never thought I'd live to see a meme this old resurface again. Good times
Why would you need her to wear a flower crown?
Replace vanilla and emo for kinky and gothic and you got mine. Love her so much
Had a girlfriend like this, she was also batsh¡t crazy. Stay alert fellas you only know they're keepers after you've kept em
This sounds like most normal girls to me, nothing really special 🤣