I just can't let this slide. We evolved from mammals that were already land dwelling 66 million years ago when the dinosaurs went extinct. If you want to be mad at a fish crawling out of the water for the first time, be upset at Tiktaalik, which did just that about 375 million years ago
@Redtiger, *inhales, THANK YOU
@Redtiger, more like DICKtaalik!
@Redtiger, well I mean that doesnt make him wrong. With the butterfly effect, that asshole fish may have caused a ripple that makes us have staff meetings
@WelI Obviously, more like dick-ta-lick.
@Redtiger, you mean the hypothetical common ancestor we share with tiktaalik.
Yeah otherwise we'd have staff meetings underwater
@A pet named Steve, or we'd have above water water parks
@crazysheep, air parks
@A pet named Steve, great idea. You start drawing sketches of the park. I'll get some investors. We'll be done by next Tuesday.
@A pet named Steve, first thing I thought
@A pet named Steve, I’d be cool with that
What a selfish thoughtless organism!
Mr Garrison explaining evolution: So two fish had butt sex and had a retarded baby. That retard fish was different so he got to live, then he made more retard fish-frogs, and eventually one of these retard fish-frogs crawled out of the water and had butt sex with a squirrel or something and it had a retarded fish squirrel baby and then some monkeys had butt sex with the fish squirrel. So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
All this cause of that one guy