She needs the energy to fight god
Holy cow. That was. That was hilarious. It felt like was reading a fight scene from a classic epic but with caffeine as the only weapon.
Reminds me of fry from futurama getting a 100 cups of coffee
@megamanx181x, I love that episode!
"Guppy, trout, mermaid or-"
"Whale, please! "
@ TouchMyCatEars, lol and every cup was 3 dollars regardless of size
@megamanx181x, I always wondered how he was able to still afford 100 cups because that whale shoulda been at least 8$!
For those who say tldr: a woman orders a Starbucks with an unholy amount of shots in it. It scared the baristas..
8 Shots is a standard for me on the 16-18 work days. Also use my gold stars so it’s free.
This is worth the zoom in
I wonder how many mg of caffeine that was
@Petersquatch, all of them
Bruh I ain't reading all that
Sometimes there’s just too much tumblr in these stories.
i’ve never stepped foot in a starbucks for more than a few seconds at a time (mainly because it was the only way to another restaurant at a college campus) and the only time i tried coffee i nearly threw up. disgusting sh!t. Had to google ‘espresso’ and ‘add energy’. That all being said, this was a fun good read lol.