“and so Jesus spoketh to Judas: I haveth the high ground.” Lucas 5:4
@chickee fella, "and Judas did so respond: Nay the underestimatith my... Awwwwww and he hung himself"
That’s not...completely inaccurate
Wait... Jesus killed younglings?
Hundreds of idiots on Facebook couldn't be wrong!
So an I Satan? I don't think people think I'm a good guy though.
"When Jesus was betrayed and robbed of all his trust, he used his laser vision to turn Judas into dust"
"And so Jesus said to Judas:
'My closest brother, my dearest friend. I have asked of my other disciples great things, and they have done them, as have you.
'I have asked them to spread the word, and they have spread it, as have you.
'They love me and adore me, as do you.
'But for all their love, there is one thing I cannot ask them to do. It is not pleasant. I do not know if it is good, if the weight of every soul save one is worth the sacrifice of that one soul. I do not know if it is good, but I know it is necessary.
'In life, I would only be able to redeem so many. In sacrifice, I may redeem them all. And so this I must ask of you: betray me to the Pharisees, that I may be this sacrifice. I know it is a heavy burden, and your soul may be damned by others for all eternity as the man who gave up the Son of God to death. Will you help me?'"
One of you shall betray me tonight