Papa bear- "Well where is it?"
Moma bear- "Well somebody ate my porridge, I HAD to eat!"
That escalated quickly.
How the fvck is she seeing a butt print on a wooden chair?
You know it was her, she was just looking for the perfect time to slip it out
Don't know why I read the last one with a Scottish accent
Someone shat in a urinal when I was in high school