And here I thought I couldn't get any more like squidward.
I'm either Spongebob or Squidward in this situation, but I'm not sure which
@TrueJewBear, the last few years at a fast food made me realize at some point I did become Squidward
@MyName sBlurryDICK, yes
@TrueJewBear, but does the sound of a TrueJewSeaBear attack attract the TrueJewSeaRhinocerous?
@TrueJewBear, why not both
@TrueJewBear, im Squidward... he's Squidward, we're all Squidward.
@Leprechaun Giant, you get the same effect working in retail customer service. Its astounding what people will do/say over a handful of dollars
You know your old when you relate to squidward more than spongebob
The older I get the more I relate to squidward
Why's he drinking tea on a mountain?
Why was Squidward even there? Wait. I'm asking for logic from a show that has beaches under water, fire under water, and a sponge and starfish that cannot swim. Silly me.
This is basically republicans and Democrats at literally any debate
Where did the two extra shoes come from?
How did he get extra legs?
Everyone is an idiot except for SpongeBob. Also I would accept Dwight Schrute
Spongebob just grew 2 extra legs
@angry grammar nazi, well he is a sponge, they can reproduce by budding 🌠the more you know🌠
Well that's just ding-dong-diddly delightful. (Say that out loud in an exaggerated female southern accent)