I love how minions are butthole sized.
@Barry Dylan, ni🅱️🅱️a how big is your butthole
@ImNotRacistBut, Grab your friends and find out.
@ImNotRacistBut, W I D E
@ImNotRacistBut, minion sized
What is it with the internets obsession with making every single male character in anything gay?
@Beggar Mugger, that and why do these people think it's crucial to know what a fictional character's sexuality is? Looking at you, pansexual Lando from Solo.
Nope that wont work, imma need a lobotomy
@ TouchMyCatEars, cancer comes in many forms.
@ TouchMyCatEars, No. You're too valuable to all of us here. Please sit in this chair and watch this light. Listen to the miracle of nature that is our ability to distinguish amongst the millions of sounds. Smell all the colors of the wind. And forget what it was you came in here for. Butter? Your phone? No, that's in your hand silly. Your man? No he's not here either. But he could be. If your man was me. *Old Spice guy on a horse appears* But he isn't. But he could smell like me. And you'd like that.
@mas2de, wow, slimy yet satisfying
At this point its better to bleach your eyes. No amount of jesus will heal the attrocity witnessed here.
@Hatori, what if it's holy bleach?
Thos doesn't surprise me, but minions are fine the way they are. I didn't need to see this.