Fine then, I didn’t want to be your trollie anyways!
This would be fine if they aligned the text properly (left side right aligned, right side left aligned), but no they had to use center for both
@Cpzombie, no, because they switch the formatting. If they were all "center aligned" it would read "you are allowed not to take our to help trollies you move"
"Attention students" is across both columns. Then you read two rows in the same column "you are not" before switching to the second column for "allowed to take" then back to the first column for two more rows.
The layout of the text would have to change for centered text and I don't think they thought past what words to use when typing it up. This was printed out like it was supposed to be a single column of paper, but whoever hung it messed up.
@wynaut, ah good point, my brain auto-fixed it without telling me! It wouldn’t even work as a single column because of the “attention students” bit
This would be fine in the trash
A big part of me wants to just take a trolley anyway to punish whoever wrote this.
I died twice
He died in a trolley.