Owner: “You’re in a bit of a CAT-astrophe :D”
Cat: “I swear to god Robert I will shjt on your baby”
@Stacys daughter , we have a baby?!?
@megamanx181x, yeah, maybe if you come back from the corner store and see him maybe you’ll know we have a baby
@Stacys daughter , don’t start with this Stacy... you know my job requires me to be away from home for long periods of times. For gods sake don’t I give you everything you want?!? A roof over your head! The Mercedes to drive! Your own personal Pilate instructor!
@megamanx181x, Long periods? Ever since I became pregnant? So you have to be away for 14 months? I pay for the roof over my head! Your Mercedes? You mean my mothers Mercedes that she loaned me? I pay for my own personal Pilate instructor so I can look good for you best friend Joe who’s better at f*cking and has a bigger dick.
@Stacys daughter , it’s always been about you hasn’t it?!? My job needs me over sees to seas to make sure the Oakley sunglasses are being made correctly by these five year old Bangladesh children! What job do you have that is paying for the house?!? Is it fuvking joe under the table like your “college” days??? I guilt tripped your mother to give us that Mercedes since she was a massive cunt to me when we were dating and called me a loser at the wedding reception! I have nothing but sacrifice my well being for you to be happy! Maybe if you answered my calls I would have known you were knocked up! Wait a minute.... it’s Joe’s isn’t it?!?
@megamanx181x, about me? I call you out about not being around and said “it’s always about ‘me?’” Yet you’re the one said that you gave me “everything” I want? A “roof” over my head? A “Mercedes”? Pilates instructor? You made it about you! You’re job? Oh that’s right your job is to f*ck your Bangladesh women including your intern, Hijabi? I know about you two. Joe told me. He told all about how you two hooked up at our reception, before our wedding, while we were engaged! How could you? What job? You’ve been gone for so long that you don’t even remember why I went to college? To become a doctor. That’s my job that puts a roof under my head and food on the table. Yeah I hooked up with joe before but that was before me and you started dating. My mom didn’t like you and she told me many times but I saw something in you. I saw potential. I believed in you and your dreams. All those nights of helping you study, the time you broke your leg and you were out for the whole football season.
@megamanx181x, that meant nothing to you. I stopped talking to her after that night. I kicked her out of the wedding but you were to drunk to remember! Again what sacrifices did you make? I did everything and I still cared and loved you for it! But yet you betrayed and left me. After a point I had enough. That’s why I stopped answering your calls. It’s not joes. I wish it was though. It’s yours and I’m ashamed it’s yours.
@Stacys daughter , my god.... I.. never wanted you to find about hijabi like this.... I never wanted to hurt you, I just hate myself that I was never good enough in your mothers eyes and that I believed her that I couldn’t make you happy. Your right I was drunk, from the guilt of banging hijabi behind your back... I’m such a miserable piece of shvt that I drown my sorrows in these third world country women to escape my insecurity and personnel hell... your right you should be ashamed of me. Don’t tell our child I existed, let me be in my man whoring till I die from it. scratch cutesy mcwhiskers for me....
@megamanx181x, oh joes allergic to cats so we had to give him away
@Stacys daughter , ..... you bitch!
@megamanx181x, I would’ve gave him back to you but you know, all of that above^
@Stacys daughter , you guys should probably go to therapy. For the kid. And the cat.
@mas2de, nah. A therapist is just a rapist without the space.
@Stacys daughter , but hes a "The". Much more importanter.
@Stacys daughter , we should do the therapy, I... need you back in my life. I can change!
@GSpotSandwhiches, Im comming !
I does not fit! I does not fit!
Heck of a way to reveal a pussy
*spartan kicks the window*