God he looks so old now *checks Internet* oh it's because he IS old
But it's a PhD in philosophy, though, so you're stuck telling people your conspiracies outside Walmart
@Deer Jesus, it'd be in religion. He could be a chaplain.
Do you want a doctorate? Because that's how you get a doctorate.
Wish I could post a selfie because this is the truth.
Funny how nearly every field is 'doctor of philosophy ', since STEM fields totally have that in them
"But we were going to get some power converters!", "I'll be a jedi, like my father before me." Then: "....."