Brunch and wine tours are nice...
@PeanutButterPopsicle, omg they really are though!
@katushka, My father owns a wine store so I have had a lot of experience with that... and brunch is literally two meals in one. What could be better than that?
@PeanutButterPopsicle, literally NOTHING!
@katushka, what about three meals in one?
@casypup, breakfast, lunch and wine. Let's do it!
@katushka, I think I'll have to pass on the wine part, you need somebody to drive you home. Also the fact that I'm underage, but let's just forget about that part...
@PeanutButterPopsicle, -Moon flies by- mmm, YOURE WHITE
Don't you mean older white people?
@Colonel Krusty , nope, not even
@Colonel Krusty , I dunno man, I'm 17 and I love me some brunch. It's the only time I can justify eating chicken and waffles.
@sypersonic, whenever my parents come to visit me at college I was think "yesssss I get to go to some sweet brunch place....."
@sypersonic, you will be more like this as you age.
As a white person, I can confirm that these are the reasons I hate white people
@casypup, dude, Segways are awesome
@casypup, as a white adult, I enjoy casseroles...
@casypup, race hater
@casypup, but what about redoing high fives? It's just bad if it's done wrong.
@casypup, as a white person I can confirm these are some good reasons to love white people.
@Devils Avocado, me too. I didn't even know it was a white thing😳
What about black people? Because I see them so silly shjt all the time unless that "normal" for them lol
@Charles Manson, people'd probably get "tumblr triggered"
So like, I'm black but I do 70% of these.
Someone make one that says "Shjt black people do". Oh wait, that would be racist wouldn't it?
@Night Shift Patrol, Don't be such a baby, I'll do one right now for you:
1. Start dancing and rubbing hands together when food is present
2. Curse in a very laid back way
(Ex. *@ a fast food joint* lemme get a muhfvckin uhhh....)
3. Make progressively complex dances so white people can't catch up
4. Laugh REALLY loudly
5. Start running if another black person is running, don't even have to know the reason.
@MayITakeYourHatSir, that was...terrible
@Night Shift Patrol, There are no lies present though
@MayITakeYourHatSir, we also call each other Monica for some reasons.
@Chimera Ant, #bestcomments
@Night Shift Patrol, and then you would get sued or something.
@MayITakeYourHatSir, didn't mean it that way, I meant it as in you could do better. You didn't give it your all
I hope someone makes a black one.... Or else I'm going to, since I have no white guilt.
I'm white and I can confirm I've done none of these, but I'm only 18 so
@BIessthefaII, same except for the high fives thing
A wine tour is when you go from your kitchen to your bed with wine, right?
But casseroles can be amazing....
I was going to get offended but then I remembered I'm not white.
I must not be white then. I have been deceived for 21 years!
That 90's solo cup design doe
F*ck you, Jerry
@does not draw horses, what did Jerry do wrong?
Im pretty goshdurn white and I don't do any of these. Well maybe the high five one.
Of for *censored*ing sake.
On this app we make fun of everybody. Please don't act like people lose their shjt over jokes stereotyping non-whites
But but... Casseroles are good!
I'm guilty of the high five thing
Fvck vegans -a white guy
I LOVE CASSEROLES
Phucking white people
White People do stuff like invent the airplane, camera, electricity, computers , etc .....
Have you even rode a Segway before?
What the heck is wrong with brunch?
I don't do any of this...
*Shjt everyone I've ever met does, white or not.
As a white person, I find this racist. I'll see you in court uploader.
Have a stable income...
Shjt black people do:
I honestly enjoy wine tours
Have really expensive cars 😪😪
Thank god for brunch
Hey, segways are the shjt!
We whites also drink our own piss and poop
I don't do segways.
Casseroles, segways, and brunch are cool though
Funny that this isn't racist, but doing one anyone other than whites is. Sad how some people love their white guilt.
I can understand most of these except the segways. I see all kinds of people on those
As a honky, I've never done any of these things. Please kill me if I ever do.
@DatJelloMan, honkeys don't do this. Wealthy white people do, I can confirm, and I enjoy it
"White people do sh*t"