The wife spends $500 on beauty products and no one cares. I spend $500 at the package store and I have a problem. Both purchases are for the same purpose.
@DikDastardly, 300 bucks at a packie is more than enough booze to keep her looking good longer than the makeup would...
@DikDastardly, yes, but one makes HER look good to everyone, the other makes everyone look good to YOU
@DikDastardly, over our marriage, my wife has not spent $500 on makeup, total.
Oh that's what the stimulus check is for.
..... you’re giving me anal tonight
@megamanx181x, alright, touch your toes and take a deep breath...
@megamanx181x, aight *straps it on* bend over
@ TouchMyCatEars, I meant the other way around!
@megamanx181x, too late, I already put it on! And once it's left its sheath it must draw blood!
@ TouchMyCatEars, oh no!! 😩