Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
@Totrollornottotroll, damn, that's horrible.
@Totrollornottotroll, What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind before she died?
The steering wheel.
@Nellybert , I've seen her in Morocco
@Totrollornottotroll, I added Princess Diana on XBOX Live. I don't think she has any games though.
She's always always on the dashboard.
@Totrollornottotroll, I heard that Princess Diana had dandruff
They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard
@Nellybert , False. She was not driving
It's like clickbait except I can't click on it
@RustyFapwagon, Obama's package? More like dickbait.
"People die when they are killed"
What kind of monster throws away a burrito? Unwanted baby, I understand, but a burrito?! That's just sick...
I thought that superman worked at the newspaper but I guess it's captain obvious
*Nic Cage voice* You don't say
Well......... their not wrong
The Mississippi thing is a common one to get headlines to fit.
*waits for captain obvious to comment*
Hmm this seems familiar. Has this been posted here before?
Anyone else wanna get in my rocket and fly away from civilisation. I have cookies and cake
And....the search for intelligent life continues.
It's obvious newspaper day
That last one was sad... When I die I don't know want to be alive for very long before I give.