He's doing God's work. So they might enter heaven instead of being sent to hell for suicide
@Steaknuggets, honestly, no one knows whether suicide is unforgivable
@Osama bin Dead, all a matter of what you believe.
@Steaknuggets, if they fight back they get to go to Val halla
@I Am Captain Obvious, goGood point! I hope he's using a knife so they can fight back.
Always made me wonder if suicide in the face of imminent death (bitten by a zombie and blowing your brains out so you don’t turn for example) was considered sinful.
@Cloverleaf, not sure but I would bet it’s not as it prevents harming or terrorizing others.
@Cloverleaf, Well, if you commit the sin of being an unbaptized infant, you go to limbo, so I doubt you'd get a pass for anticipatory zombie suicide.
@Cloverleaf, I think if we’ve got a zombie outbreak, theological debates all go out the window.
@Kalam1ty, our gods have not abandoned us in our time if need. They are no longer our gods.
Unless they're just testing us. You know. Making sure we're faithful and all that. (Reminds me of the idjit who says "I was just twtsing you")
A true legend
You too can help prevent suicide by just being a pussy and not doing a proper job.
This is totally fake.
He just pushes them.
It's actually pretty easy. All you need to say is "Yeah I guess it makes sense if everyone thinks you're a pedophile." Or "Try to keep your ass in tact so I can f it"
A real hero
Australian man strikes again.
Those are rookie numbers
Is this the kind of savior we need?