You're supposed to rub in the sunblock, not just baste yourself with it
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I'd baste her with something.
@ThePandaPool , me too panda man, me too.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’ll help
@ThePandaPool , Queso Blanco?
@WelI Obviously, well... obviously 🧐
@ThePandaPool , I'm a master baster, so the only one here qualified to do the job properly!
So would fishnet tan lines look like reverse grill marks?🤔
@DaSchlappah, normally yes but I’m not sure this woman is physically capable of tanning
@Lord Cthulhu, gingers make the best goths
@Guy Fawkes, not really… i know from experience….their skin tends to have a reddish hue even from the slightest of sun exposure…that and depending on the amount of freckles, their skin might not even seem as white as it is…
As sexy as this I hope she’s wearing spf 100 cause if not she’s going to look like a cooked lobster
@megamanx181x, I’d still hit it
@BigJohnson86, she would prefer you wait till her skin stops flaking off
If we're dating and you're dressed like that, there's a good chance we're not making it out the door.
Gomez a lucky man.
@werp zerp snickel, he is a very supportive Father
If someone told me they dressed up a female mannequin in goth clothing and brought it to the beach, I'd believe them now.
It's hot goth fall now
When your so self conscious that you litterally paint your entire body before going to the beach.
That’s a whole new shade of white person
Both. Both are good.
But that’s the same thing