*Looks questioningly at calendar*
@oathkeyper97, probably lives in california
@oathkeyper97, probably lives in the Southern Hemisphere. Science bitch!
@oathkeyper97, it's cold here in the land of freedom, very vey cold.
Don't forget people, the world doesn't revolve around America. It's summer here in Australia now and fųck me it's hot.
@Culdogg, Southern Hemisphere represent!
@Culdogg, ugh in Perth I considered buying a heat suit so my seatbelt don't melt into my skin
@The Oldest Guy Here, That would be a purchase definitely worth making. Seat belt blisters aren't the most flattering summer accessory to wear.
@Culdogg, I apologize for the ignorance of some of my fellow U.S.-ians. In their defense, our school systems here are a bit weak in the international department. If it is not about how another country fücked up, war or how they have directly affected the U.S., we do not learn it. Sorry for the heat, I'm sure it is brutal there.
@Culdogg, wait. ... it.. doesn't? MY TEACHER'S HAVE LIED TO ME
@Culdogg, wait wait. Okay so ignorant moment here, in December you have summer? So winter is in July or something? Don't hate please, it's an honest question.
@Culdogg, gladly. ;)
@Totally Not The NSA, Apology graciously accepted my friend. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely understand that each country will will focus their educational systems mainly based on their own little part of this blue marble we share. I just thought that it was common knowledge that different parts of the world endure different seasons simultaneously. I guess that makes me the ignorant one?
@Fucnuggets, No hate at all :) You're correct. In Australia, Summer is Dec-Feb, Autumn/Fall is March-May, Winter is June-July and Spring is Sep-Nov.
@cactuseses, I'd accept your advances if it weren't so hot! Ah you know what, I'll do anything for a fųck... get over here you gorgeous person ;)
@Culdogg, kik me 😘
@cactuseses, But will you kik me back? 😢
@Culdogg, why of course!
@cactuseses, *Searches Cactuseses just in case - No results* Awh haha
@Culdogg, pshh try infinity999, may have better luck 👌
@cactuseses, You're right, I did have more luck searching that. Mines Culdogg, which tends to be my username for most things.
@Culdogg, I just think in terms of northern hemisphere. I keep forgetting the southern hemisphere is switched. Its just im so used to the northern seasonal cycles I dont think much of the southern hemisphere climate.
@Culdogg, hey I'm aware this is probably a stupid question but in my defence I'm Canadian and only have one season. Do you call July/august months summer? Or do you call the warm months in Australia summer?
@The Oldest Guy Here, I want to sleep in my FVKING pool but sadly I cant
@SaxtonBilliousHale , you know it's gonna be rough when Even the water starts getting hot :/
@Squirtlesgirdle, No question is a stupid question if it helps you attain knowledge :) In Australia we call June/July/August winter as those are our coldest months, and December/January/February is summer as they're our hottest months. I'd love to visit Canada some day. My dad went a while ago and said it's beautiful there.
@Culdogg, you may realize that you have agreed to get fked by a cactus. Heat does strange things to us :D
@Culdogg, Canada is actually quite amazing! I've lived in a couple different provinces but if you go definitely go to British Columbia! The weather is really nice in the summer (the winters are mild too where most people live) and its one of the most naturally beautiful places in the world
@Amumu, As a wise man once said, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
@Squirtlesgirdle, Thanks! I'll keep that in mind for when I travel next. I'm a sucker for the beauty of nature. There's a calmness about it that can't be found any other way.
@Culdogg, what if people are from Mexico and canada? Why did you assume people saying stuff would be from these great US of A
@Culdogg, false, I assume everything I see online is pertaining to America.
@Culdogg, gonna need a winter for that burn
@Culdogg, pretty sure it does 😜
@Totally Not The NSA, Fvck off
@Culdogg, Assuming it's only winter in America, fvcking idiot.
@Culdogg, you have crappy weather right now. However, your toilets are cool. So I envy you.
@fetus meatus, I made that assumption based on my experiences of Americans being the most abundant and vocal on this app. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing with either of those things though.
@Breathable Crotch, Sometimes I feel like everything I see pertains to America too.
@Nick Cage Addict, No, please don't cry! You can have all the but freedom you want! Especially with the uploads I've seen of yours... Brilliant!
@docsimmons, I guess I'll be waiting a while then :(
@Brazz, Oh Brazz, you've mistaken the world with my world, and yourself with America 😜
@Culdogg, yeah thats what i said. 😛
@CriTiKa1, Please don't be so CriTiKa1 of me, I don't know if I can take it. Please accept my apology for helping people to broaden their knowledge of this earth on which we live. I'm truly sorry for sharing something with the community. Please oh please forgive me.
@Magickarp, Tell me about it, the weather sucks balls. One day it's so hot that you could start a fire just with the friction of snapping your fingers, and the next day it's hailing and there's lightning everywhere. Thank you, I'm yet to use one of your toilets, but I bet they're just as cool :)
@Brazz, You needn't say a thing, we both know where this is going 😉
@Brazz, 8==D😯 8=😰 8😲
@Culdogg, more like: 8😪 "are you in yet?" 8- 😐 "oh sorry" 😧 "i guess we're done here"
@Brazz, With someone as sexy as you, I think I'd be done before I even started 😳
@Culdogg, yep! I'm on the Gold Coast and it's been either as hot as Satan's anus or a re-creation of Noah's flood
@Culdogg, 😢 you always know the right thing to say!
@but its hard, You're on the Gold Coast too? I thought I was the only one! Hooray!!
@Culdogg, you know exactly what I'm talking about then.
@Brazz, When there's this much chemistry, the words come to me as easily as breathing does 😍
@but its hard, I certainly do. It took me over an hour yesterday to get from work at Labrador to home at Mudgeeraba. It didn't help that there was crap all over the roads either.
@Culdogg, i see why your called Culdogg, because i want to cuddle with you all night 😙
@Brazz, I'll spoon you if you spoon me? 😘
@Culdogg, at the same time? We'll find a way 😌
@Culdogg, yeah the highway would have been a disaster zone.
as a Minnesotan I can confirm the opposite of this
@Minnesoooota, until it turns 35 out then its "summer"
@Minnesoooota, as a person from michigan, I envy your tropical temperatures.
Confession time: I didn't know that it was summer in the Southern Hemisphere while it was winter in the North until about 3 months ago.......I blame you Mrs. Bird from 5th grade.
@TVs Adam West, dude that's weird my school had a mrs. Bird for the 5th grade as well
@Biz888, well looks like we have reached an impass
And here in Canada... we too need to wear gloves while we drive!!
Unrelated but sort of related right now parts of Australia are experiencing temps of over 125 degrees. (Australia is in the same latitude range as the southern part of the U.S., so that's like if it was 125 in Gerorgia) Just in case you thought global warming didn't exist anymore.
Um....winter maybe? Possibly...
Not sure if too early or too late...
Good guy stuckpixel: doesnt post any winter is coming memes. Bad guy stuckpixel: posts summer pics in the winter. Guess you gotta take the bad with the good?
@Peppermint Butler, It could be close to summer on the other side of the world!
@StuckPixel, like our friends in Australia!
Meanwhile in Texas...
Still would rather be in the Southern Hemisphere. I kind of wish I could switch around just so I can have summer all the time.
I'm not sure what's better on funnypics, the pics, or the comments
Talkin bout Swinter... It's so Swinter...
Meanwhile in Colorado its fûcking cold and dry
Is this... A Slowpoke meme?
@BeholdMrL, no it is summer in other parts of the world now...
It's winter mittens
Going to go out on a limb, and say. Repost.
Dayum guess it's summer then
*violently throws up*