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Don't you dare forget about the sexy sex appeal!
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@ TouchMyCatEars, excuse me ?
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@DrSin, it was at this moment drsin knew... He got friendzoned
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@Chessam, after dicking some one for a year getting friend zoned is ok
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*looks left and right and is scared that @goodguysatan is hiding as an object somewhere*
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Satan seems to have the edge
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@megamanx181x, he doesn’t need to worry satan’s a good guy
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You can also heal sickness and bring back the dead
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@Langenator, Ehhhhh compared to shapeshifting, telekinesis, mind control, pyrokinesis, unlimited sex appeal, wealth, power, influence and able to also heal people Jesus is pretty fvcking lame.
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@LaDarkProphet, I mean he’s technically omnipotent, but he only wanted to use his abilities to help others and yeah now that I think about it that is kind of lame
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@LaDarkProphet, devil can't mind control. He can tempt.
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@punsnipermark6, O i dont know about that. Dont some Christians believe in possession? Thats a form of mind control i would say.
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@LaDarkProphet, I've never seen any written evidence of Satan himself possessing anyone. Plus, those that can possess human bodies, can only do it to those who haven't already accepted Christ into their hearts. Of course, if you don't believe(as I do) in the Bible, than on your side we're really only talking theology. Either way, if you read the book, you see who wins in the end. I won't say anything, I don't wanna spoil it.
*looks at the uploader* *squints* *upvotes*