And I wanted a blowjob. I guess no one is happy.
@ThePandaPool , boom!
@ThePandaPool , I’ll take things you will accidentally say out of spite to your wife for $500
@megamanx181x, accidentally?!? No. The only accidents in my life are spelling errors, and my kids.
@megamanx181x, see when I dated a chick for 7 years, I told her I say horrible things , before I started really dating her, everyone now and then I would grab a rag and say hey babe, does this smell like chloroform? And she would laugh and say I’m not smelling it, but also she would something say the only reason I’m letting you put it inside is because I need a bread winner so I don’t have to work ...... so it evened out
@ThePandaPool , Hahahahahaha, don’t ever tell them that sober....
@DrSin, holy shvt that’s blunt and kind of boner killer
@megamanx181x, at the time she was making 1$ less than I was, so it wasn’t true, she wasn’t salary so technically she could make more money than I would make but, I could take extra days off and make money
@DrSin, hmm so she just not wanted to work anymore and be a stay at home mom?
@megamanx181x, nope we both didn’t want kids, trust me I hardly eat dog because I didn’t want any kids way to risky ha ha h
Well we’re here now aren’t we??
Ah! Back rub... she should of known better
He wanted a front rub. So it was kinda a cumpromise.....
I can’t tell u how many times I’ve given a back rub that took about 2 mins to turn into a butt rub and then only a few more mins till we’re boning and then once that starts it’s only about 15-38 seconds till I’m sleeping on top of her