"heard you were talkin' shjt!"
I pooped my pants for him
@Relevant to Picture , that's why we only open the app on the toilet
"Okay.. He's kicking a fence... Nothing funny yet... Is he gonna kick the tree and get hurt? Maybe he's gonna kick and fall ove- HOLY SHJT!"
I never knew that I could actually jump at the jump-scare from a gif.
Well I'm sure he went from pouting about whatever trivial shjt he was dealing with to skipping all the way home, just glad to be alive
@Palenius Repignero, "oh man peas and carrots for dinner again, f*ck peas and carrots" *car crash* "I can't wait to get home and have peas and carrots!"
Ladies and gents, a miracle
I've been sitting here dumbfounded for the past 5 minutes
So that's how the Mercedes bends
@Alexswift, but that's a BMW
@Dj cup a day, Bent My Wheels
@Dj cup a day, eh, they are both way too much money for something that will be terribly expensive to fix in a few months
I don't know what Mormons believe in but ima bout to find out.
Of course its a beamer
Ugh....i need a tiny explanation on this one
This is just like the one with the baby drinking the weird green sludge from a cup, nothing weird until the very end a soccer ball flies at his face
"Hey, it's your uber driver, I'm outside"
When a tamtrum saves your life
But why did he randomly turn to the left so that the tree was perfectly blocking him?! How did he know to do that? Wha....
@RoniRocket, may have been a no parking sign in that spot next to the tree. Obviously wasn't one before it
So this is why God made teenagers always angry...
"I fixed this brick again, I just know when I come by tomorrow it's going to be broken yet again" BEEP BEEP "The whole fence now!? I'm done with this sh!t" *Runs away and cries self to sleep again*