Well, go on then, suck your wife's dick.
@A Flying Panda, "Feminine Dick"
@A Flying Panda, lady boner
Either it's a dick, a long clit, or she left her long dildo in.
@Ray213, I'm 99% sure it's the first one
@Ray213, One of those is my fetish.
@Janna, why not all 3?
@Enigmatic Soul, .... as second best comment... your comment has taken on an entirely new meaning.
Don't wait til marriage kids. You're never sure what's under there these days.
Regretting life decisions like...
*insert Transgender joke here*