Cause you almost found the guy she's cheating on you with. He was in the kitchen cabinet
@Beggar Mugger, memeception
@Beggar Mugger, She'll deny it until the year is over, but we all know better.
I have a tendency(due to so many home invasions in the area) to make my family get back in the car while i sweep the house when my wife leaves the door unlocked and we're gone for a few hours....paranoid? Maybe....worth it? Definitely
@MMSieBreeze, never think about it or even doubt yourself. Better safe than sorry. Family safety always put it at #1 on your list. My gf thinks I am stupid that I have four guns stashed away in my house. Hey! When someone breaks into this biotch at 2am you going to be happy I have a gun
She’s just ungrateful
@megamanx181x, she just needs to be more specific. We are men!
He said comb the desert. “FIND ANYTHING?”
@Bionicbonk, WE AIN'T FOUND SHlT!
@Bionicbonk, sir are we being to literal?