*twirls hair* Oh it has pockets? Haha, that's so cool, my pants have pockets too. Do you want to go get some coffee, talk about other stuff with pockets?
I’ve been obsessed with this cryptid all year and I can easily say this is the most accurate and realistic depiction of it.
Edit: also I’m pretty sure those lil white dudes are night walkers which I’m convinced we’re marionette puppets.
*twirls hair* Oh it has pockets? Haha, that's so cool, my pants have pockets too. Do you want to go get some coffee, talk about other stuff with pockets?