My friend actually has a story that works with this. So his girlfriend when he was in high school had parents that said she wasn’t allowed to date, it obviously was a problem she was dating my friend so they got mad and kicked her out. My friend’s parents took her in, found out her real parents would sign their rights away and legally adopted her. Months later my friend and his girlfriend-stepsister were getting it on in their mom’s bed while she was away but she came home early. They heard the front door open and now the best part, she was tied to the bed naked and my friend ran away to his room so as not to be seen naked by his mom, who promptly found the naked girlfriend-sister tied to the bed.
@Jim Carrey Acolyte, #bestcomments #storytime
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@megamanx181x, Never forget that magical white Christmas.
Her parents walked in on us on their bed... her idea... I ran
@seeUpee, should've just told them you were keeping it warm for them.
@TheStarHawk, there was not time for talking... once I heard the cocking of the shotgun from the other room I was out of there so quick that I forgot my flip flops
@seeUpee, Should have invited them in.
@The Flame War, Ahahaha y’all have balls... I wanted to keep mine intact
@seeUpee, A man whose balls truly are of steel can't be physically castrated.
Down by the river with my ex in her car...got caught by the cops.