I CANT FEEL MAH LEGS
@Maturity, I DONT HAVE ANY LEGS
@Maturity, But Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs
@ChibiLombax, as a pokemon without legs, i find this hilarious and offensive at the same time
@Maturity, You ain't got no legs. Then Charlie came out the bushes! So I unholstered my .45 and started screaming. You can't take me! AHHHHHHHHHH BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
@Maturity, (your comment) when I'm with you. But I love it.
@Maturity, when you're too stoned to walk
The guys just like "really dude?"
Don't mind me human, just passing through here
Hurr durr I'm a human baby crawling
Guess you know which part of him is itchy this time...
When your dog wants to join the armed forces
Lieutenant Dan! You got new paws!
That firefighter just can't catch a break today
Look look what I can do no legs
I forgot how to dog
"When you're legs don't work like it used to before"
@CM punk guy, your*
See, the tail helps with balance.
I get drunk one time...
Legs.exe has stopped responding
Most likely a male dog. He just got laid and has to clean the stink off.
when you're disabled but she said that her parents aren't home
Don't mind me I'm just passing by hrrr