Well, your coffee wouldn’t have so many dicks in it, if you could dick down your coffee so good it closes shop after you leave
@DrSin, That’s the problem with having a strong dick game; after you leave her quivering in agonizing pleasure, she’s good to go for up to 2 whole weeks.
@A Deformed Penis, this is true and somewhat frustrating.
@A Deformed Penis, so dial it back a bit?
@A Deformed Penis, last time, I got drunk, smashed, she texted me the next day she needs at least 3 days of recovery, I was like... damn guess I’ll play the waiting game
@A Deformed Penis, not mine. She comes back every. Single. Day for more and my d!ck can’t take it anymore! Then I made her wait for it. She went even more crazy! Good times!
@Child Slapper, *replies jealously*
@A Deformed Penis, gotta get that medium dick game down haha
Well you just dont like good coffee.
@ThePandaPool , right? Wanna chill by my lava lake and have to lava hot coffee ?
@ThePandaPool , for real, the dicks are the best part
@KushAndAnarchy, so do you dip em in the coffee or...
This guy is so woke he said "other people's dick" instead of "another dude's dick".
And left their own cream in it...
Tall order, for some...
@Cave Dweller, how many dicks in your tall glass of coffee good sir
@DrSin, ‘believe they’re measured by the bag.
@Cave Dweller, I see you are cultured
@DrSin, a cultured cave man? What is this Geico?
Now im just thinking about her coming into the room with a severed dick.
Heres your coffee sweet heart.
@sikkdog, personal preference really, I like mine shredded
Let me hear that anthem