1% evil, 99% hot gas.
@John Lennon, I got the spongebob reference :)
@TheHonestliar, *squints* not sure if honest or liar...
@John Lennon, Plankton.
I'm so white I'm like at least 3% creamer
@ZZTopComment, and 4% starbucks
@Draven, if I was a white girl then yes
@Draven, 43% yoga pants?
But as soon as you call someone Latino they flip out and say "I'm Guatemalan/Puerto Rican/Mexican etc" or asian and they're "Chinese/Korean/Filipino/Japanese". I'm not being racists but I really hate it when people laugh so easily at racism towards whites, and label whites as racist for laughing at similar jokes.
Ho else dod the math to make sure it added up to 100%?
@Glaceon11310, what's this math you speak of?
@Glaceon11310, me. But by my calculations its about 200% short for the white girls
@Glaceon11310, I am entirely too trusting of the internet and just assumed it added up.
@Glaceon11310, I checked it, we're good
I'm part Native American, Northern Inuit, Middle Eastern, Scottish, Irish, Polish, Russian, German, British, Welsh, Turkish...
@Marshall Lee, I'm black... That's about it
@Marshall Lee, somebody told me that Scottish and Irish are the same because people migrated from Scotland to Ireland.
@Not tellin, I didn't know that, thanks ☺. I guess to show at least something of a difference, I am of royal blood within Scotland.
@Not tellin, no
Being 100% makes it easy for me, but when explaining to other Italians, I make sure to tell them that I'm half Italian and half Sicilian.
@Sharkeisha, I thought you were just African American...
Nope, I just call myself Heinz 57 sauce...
And 100% reason to remember the name
@mr New Vegas, YES!!!
Way too much French in my milk
Lol, 2% Milk
*braces for downvotes* I'm 20% cooler
All of the downvotes are the white people who have done this yet don't want to be called out on their sh*t
Nobody admits to being french.
Wait... That's only 88%... Where's the other 12%?
@DEVASTAT3R77, WAIT I'M AN IDIOT AND COUNTED WRONG!
It's actually a huge pet peeve of mine. I'm European and I just tell people where I'm from, not all the other places my family was from.
It's like this for every race lol
@Daynste, excepts for blacks....
German, Russian, Irish, Cherokee, & Hawaiian, actually, possibly 2% milk aswell
19 July 2014 #19July2014
Black people be like I'm 20% this parent 10% this one etc etc.
And blacks are: 96% African 3% shjt and 1% chocolate
I know this white girl who basically tries to convince everyone she's black. And she's serious and gets legit mad when you tell her she's white.
I've never heard anyone but a North American say something like this
Black people be like im not just black I'm
15% south African
100% asshole, 0% in the friendzone.
Actually, I'm white and a good part of me is Irish and German, I am a bit Italian (or was it French?) and I usually drink Milk.
I'm like 12% Jew and my friends are gonna disown me when they find out...
Actually, im TANED. GET IT RIGHT
I'm 25% Italian and 25% German on my mom's side but I have no clue on my dad's side. Even he doesn't know that much about his ancestry. But I know that my great great grandparents came to America from Italy through elis island. Thanks, ancestry.com
37.5% Irish, 12.5% Swedish, 12.5% Serbian, 12.5% Italian, 12.5% English, 6.25% Welsh, 6.25% Scottish.
@TheGoodKingJeffrey, Sooooo... You're Irish.
The math checks out
Those are all still variations of fair skinned lol... But I don't know many people who care that much about the specifics of their nationality