Gosh mom you're soooo lame. Can I have 50 bucks? What why not? Come ooooon mom don't be lame. This is the worst family ever.
@John Titor, next time buy me dinner first because I like to be dined before I get fvcked!
@John Titor, come ooooon why won't you get me an ibm 5100
@John Titor, you know what really grinds my gears...
@John Titor, as a dad my response to this would have been sure! You can have fifty bucks here is the list of chores you can do around the house that earn money! Pick enough to earn 50 and you're good. Also what about you're allowance? You don't have any awww so sad. Hope you remember to save up and plan ahead next time. Managing money is tough but I know you can do it!
@Mads Mikkelsen, your username. Yes.
My brother stood by and allowed his wife to shout at our mother last week. Needless to say, this did not go down well with the rest of the family. We haven't spoken to them since.
@WizzardOfOz, I didn't agree with how your mother was preparing the roast either, your brothers wife at least had the right mind to say what we were all thinking.
@Jeff Goldblum, I don't think she would have survived if she'd insulted my mothers cooking. The only problem we'd have had then was trying to decide to get rid of the body before or after dinner.
@WizzardOfOz, and your mother wanted to do it after dinner! That's crazy, nothing gets the appetite turning like hiding a body.
@Jeff Goldblum, it would have been like a reversed Easter hunt for grown ups.
This doesn't make me moist. In fact, it does the very opposite! It makes me feel like an over-toasted w ank croissant
@Vaginal Discharge, I'm not entirely sure how Vaginal Discharge goes with that, but I'm sure you worked it in somehow.
@John Titor, You know, kid, you and me, we're goin' places. It may not look like it now, but soon, soon, just you wait and see. I can feel it in the wind, I can sense it in the way the water beats the cliffs, and I can taste it in the fun of a McDonald's happy meal. Our time's a'comin', kid, our train's on its way and by God we'd best be there for it when it does get here. We'll be kings, you and me kid, and there ain't no one who can stop us, cause you know what I think? I think we could run this show, you and me kid, and there ain't no one can stop us, not when we've got a dream as big as ours! And kid, I just need you to know something. It's important, so clear your lugs and listen up! Kid, I'm never gonna give you up, and I'm never gonna let you down.
@Vaginal Discharge, Why do I feel like this is a paraphrased quote from a film?
@John Titor, Why does it sound like your vaginal secretions is giving an inspirational speech?
@GreatWhiteBrow, why do I feel like it's not paraphrased
Oh my god i always hated this Arthur show
@MPGIS most popular girls in school?
27 April 2014 #27April2014
My friend did that to his mom once and she was like "You're just trying to be cool for your friends"
A mom definitely posted this...