That’s something you buy even if you have no use at all for it.
@Yo Dad, no one has a use for a slanted table. Nothing would stay on this table. This table is not a table, it is a lie.
Yeah, or out of some Tim Burton movie.
@XeromusPwndCecil, honestly, not expressive enough.
It reminds me of Boston Dynamics.
That table looks like it would sing "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast for me at every meal.
Pretty sure I fought that Heartless in Kingdom Hearts
That's a damn mimic
My toes cringed thinking of bumping into that in the middle of the night
That table looks like it's about to demand you wait just a cotton pickin' moment there