That's because God said that no one can touch the apple
@The beasty beast, okay for that comment, you were just awarded 8 shmeckles. Good job.
@The beasty beast, I missed the word "the" the first time I read that, but now that I noticed it I love your comment.
@The beasty beast, #bestcomments
@The beasty beast, I read your comment, scrolled past, realized how fcking clever that was, then came back to upvote you
@Exotic Xer, why thank you
Used tablets before apple
Because he's dead
*gets sent straight to hell*
He da real MVP...