BONJOUR MADAME VAGINA
@Drax the Destroyer, It's back. You've just brought the joke back.
@Drax the Destroyer, HON HON TITTY CREME
@Pagliacci Sad Clown, #bestcomments
"Do you wanna be scrambled or Sunnyside up?"
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Booooooooooiled *Slurp sound*
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, FERTILIZED
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, poached
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, wreck em and stretch em please.
On Google Earth, if you search for Cook Middle School and zoom in, there is a drawing of a penis on the roof. That or a mushroom with two golf balls.
@Peeves, haha, what city & state is it in?
@Metzger, Houston, Texas
@Peeves, that is most definately a huge penis, lmao
Lie on my back, talk to my balls
Let me speak French between your legs.
Her eggs are scrambled
I'd tell your eggs to run just like me
Hey guys I'm new to this community, I've been on the app for a while but only just got an account and thought I'd just say hey!
Give her an Australian kiss. .......... That's a french kiss down under.
" oh ya, your vagina is so symmetrical, oh baby!"
14 September 2014 #14September2014
Do you want them fried or fertilized ?
I don't know why, but this gives me chills for some reason
I hear you breathing in.
Another day begins.
The stars are falling out.
My dreams are fading now—fading out...