But my mom my dad and my therapist are following me.
@xSparkySharky, there's a creepy man following me, asking if I want candy from his van
@I shjt you not, and a strange man named mike
@xSparkySharky, on my main tumblr I got my first follower that isn't following me because I followed him but I think it's because I haven't posted much besides origami stuff and he likes art... Also there's some male nude drawings on his page, and judging by the pic on his dash, he's like 60... But a followers a follower
@origamiguyljb, I'm being followed by two people n Instagram who do porn
@Your Grandmas Tits, ...cool?
@origamiguyljb, I just wanted to join the "weird people who follow me" kind of thing you guys had going....I'll leave now
@Your Grandmas Tits, no don't leave, then grandpa won't have any funbags to play with
@I shjt you not, he's not THAT creepy
@Metzger, and just where have you been? Happy new year
@I shjt you not, I've been here a few days & Happy New Year to you aswell ;)
@Metzger, Y u no comment anymore?
@I shjt you not, and I'm being followed by some guy that is probably a cop so get in the van in 5 seconds or me and the candy are gone
@TheCandyManVan, I'm not a cop...Imma da freaking pope!
@da freakin pope, oh shjt sorry mr pope sir
@TheCandyManVan, no problem, you are forgiven...now as for the kid...are you taking him or am i?
@Your Grandmas Tits, work messes up all my fun time
@Metzger, long time no talk to!
@SWAT, yes, indeed ;)
@Metzger, I know the feel haha except it's school that gets in my way
@Your Grandmas Tits, I remember those days, good times
@Metzger, yeah highschool I'm sure is better than work haha I just havent been real happy lateley because I've been grounded since October EVENTHOUGH I do NOTHING wrong!!! (*Mumbles under breath* my parents should be happy I'm a good teenager...besides that how have you been?
@Your Grandmas Tits, I also remember what that's like too, haha. Except I was just terrible to my mother, an awful child, & more than likely deserved all the punishment, lmao. But I've been somewhat alright, besides being stood up on New Years freakin eve, everythings' fine, haha.
@Metzger, haha did you get chocolate wasted? Lol
@Your Grandmas Tits, nah, just vodka shwasted
@Metzger, close enough haha
@Your Grandmas Tits, good thing all my friends aren't jerks, or else I wouldn't have had a drinking buddy
@Metzger, yeah haha or ypu wpuld have woken up on the grass infront Rite-Aid with a dick drawn on your face and the faint smell of boOb sweat and strawberries on you like I did after my kindergarden graduation *stares into distance*
@Your Grandmas Tits, hey, funny story, few years back, my roomates waited till I was out cold & drew a dick on my cheek, aimed at the corner of my mouth, lol, & I walked to the store, not knowing any of this, & didn't realize until the clerk kept rubbing her face signaling something was on mine, so I walked in the restroom, and.. oh the horror!! haha
@Metzger, oh my goodness that's hilarious but also unfortunate haha
@Your Grandmas Tits, yes indeed, it was not funny at all at first, until I got back home & realized “I just walked half a mile with a dick on my face“ lmao
@Metzger, i think if I ever write an Autobiography I'll title it that haha
@Your Grandmas Tits, hahaha, catchy title
@Metzger, I'll make sure to give you a shout out when I write it haha
@Your Grandmas Tits, sounds good
@Metzger, you would have 'stood me up' on New Years Eve... If you know what I mean....😉
@Multiple personality, yes, I know what you mean, Giggity!
I stay off of all social networking sites, everyone is a narcissist.
@CrazyRightWinger, Is this a type of social networking?
@Heimdall, sort of but we all have fake identities no one knows who we are.
I am not a fan of Twitter.... There I said it. Load off my chest.
I'm being followed by a prince of some third world country I can't pronounce and a Russian model. Then on the other hand I have my dealer and a former murderer following me.
So talking to yourself in a large empty room isn't good? Well, then what about a small room, I could do it in a small room...
@ahmagawdreally, I mean I've done the talking to myself in a crowded room, but talking to myself in a empty room is better...
@ahmagawdreally, WHAT? I didn't say anything...Okay. The empty rooms are better to the voices.