1.take out the cocoa
2. snort cocoa
1. Find mallow
2. Force her to make the cocoa
4. Cocoa is finished
5. Spend the rest of your life in prison for kidnapping and forcing a child to do labor.
6. Die of anal bleeding
1. Try to live up to Team Rocket and Giovanni's greatness
2. Fail like every antagonist organization in Pokémon (except teams aqua and magma)
3. Become a memelord
@Tyrellious, Okay listen up, Maxie and Archie were cool and all, but Cyrus was the best. To be fair, I grew up with Gen 1 and 2, but seeing Cyrus stare down Giratina with a bored face and say something like "Oh good, now you're here to try to stop me too?" After bending palkia and dialga to his will forever cemented him as the baddest of dudes in pokemon.
@airguitarpro, well I will have to give that one to you. I never played platinum, but found Cyrus to be kind of meh in diamond. But no doubt he is one of the better leaders. His organization, however, not great.
But it's your boi Guzma, everybody loves him!
At least give him a scratchy wool blanket to comfort him
Well, fvck you too cocoa making instructor