As someone who works with taxes my life is crazy right now. I just had a man come into the tax office and LICK HIS FINGERS while flipping through his tax paperwork while telling me that the corona virus is Chinese propaganda.
His paperwork was sprayed with Lysol and is now drying on the conference table
@Fairy Squad Mother, heads up, pretty sure lysol isn't as effective on soft materials like cloth and paper, would find something bleach based or make copies if you can legally use copies of paperwork
@FullMetalAlcoholist, I SOAKED those papers. I don’t think the softness matters as much when it’s completely drenched. Dried kind of weird but I’m willing to live with crinkly yet clean paperwork. But I appreciate the heads up
@Fairy Squad Mother, I feel like gloves are you friend here. Added bonus, fewer paper cuts.
@Fairy Squad Mother, that guy's an aśshole, for so many reasons.
@Fairy Squad Mother, can't you just do it all with email and electronically? Paperwork seems very last century
@Fairy Squad Mother, these same people will then beg for help when it affects them.
@TheMightyImp, we have a secure way of sending documents to our customers, but a lot of our customers are elderly and/or set in their ways and refuse to learn the system. Due to COVID-19 many are making the effort to learn to do it electronically but this dude was convinced that it’s all propaganda and insisted on coming in in person
@Fairy Squad Mother, you are doing god's work! Shame you have to be in a position of potentially being infected. Stay safe
@TheMightyImp, thanks 😊
Management needs you to identify the difference between these 2 things: *payroll tax* *income tax*
Me: they're the same thing
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Payroll tax consists of Social Security and Medicare taxes, otherwise known as Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA) tax. FICA tax is an employer-employee tax, meaning both you and your employees will contribute to it. Income tax is made up of federal, state, and local income taxes
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, no they arnt income tax is a different line item than payroll tax, which goes to your social security and Medicare
Why would my income tax be bigger than my income?
I love Piper
Yup. We didnt learn from our past and now history is repeating itself.
I knew well hung black men were to blame for me not having money
Just wait for the insurance tax to get added...
Calling the king a jerk tax
This is exactly why the working class need better pay, because that means more taxes! Help us, help you stupid government
@AussiePatrick, this is also partly why they never climb OUT said class. Words over 5 letter make head hurt!
Just wait til they have a tax-tax.