That trigger control though
So I have this crush on this beautiful girl with a messed up sense of humor, I request your assistance funny pics community, please reply with your most messed up jokes, thank you!
@EddySteady, "How many Jews can you fit in a car? Normally only 5, but you can fit a lot more if they're fresh out of the oven."
@EddySteady, "What is the most dangerous thing to cut? The line at KFC."
@EddySteady, Just be careful, dark humor is a lot like food. Not everyone gets it.
@EddySteady, If she doesn’t appreciate your jokes you can tell her to join the Harold Holt swimming academy
@EddySteady, dark humor is alot like children with cancer
It never grows old
@EddySteady, what does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common, they never get old.
@EddySteady, what do you call a flying jew, Smoke.
@EddySteady, what's the difference between a cake and a jew. A cake doesn't scream when put in an oven.
@EddySteady, how do you get a baby out of a blender, Chips.
@EddySteady, hope those help and you get your girl my friend.
@EddySteady, what’s the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaida hideout? Idk I just pilot the drone
@EddySteady, these days it’s politically incorrect to say paint it black, now you have say “paint this for me, Tyrone.”
@EddySteady, what part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
@EddySteady, did you fall from heaven? Because oof
@EddySteady, A husband and wife are feeling particularly horny one day, but they can't have sex with their eight year old son around. So, they give him a popsicle, and tell him to go stand out on the balcony and report what's happening in the neighborhood. As he does, they undress and get busy. "Mrs. Wilkinson's cat got out!" he yells, as his parents start. "And it looks like the mailman is angry again, he's driving really fast." This continues for a while, until suddenly he calls "Mr. and Mrs. Smith are having sex!" Panicking slightly, as they don't want their child to see such a sight, they quickly throw on robes and come out to ask, "What? How can you tell?" He replies "Because Bobby Smith is standing out on the balcony with a popsicle!"
@EddySteady, what's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari?.....I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
@EddySteady, what happens when you microwave a baby? No idea, I was too busy masturbating
@EddySteady, how do you get a Jewish girls number? Just check her arm.
@EddySteady, what’s the difference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of 4
@EddySteady, what's the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.
@EddySteady, *not sure this one counts* A skeleton goes in to a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
@EddySteady, what is the difference between crippling anxiety and my father? My anxiety never leaves me.
@EddySteady, you want something dark?
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't stick my dick in an apple before I take a bite out of it.
@EddySteady, They say that there is strength in numbers, but 6 million Jews can tell you otherwise.
@EddySteady, *uses a finger curl to call her over*
"I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand"
@EddySteady, how can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
@EddySteady, why was hitler better than Jesus? Jesus only gave some people bread and wine but hitler made millions of Jews toast!
@Petersquatch, thats just a clever pickup line lol
Id fall for it
@Donutfilm, fvck that made me chuckle and I'm in a porta potty so that $hit echoed.
@EddySteady, whats the best part about f*cking twenty one years olds? theres twenty of them
Jesus fed 2500 people with a loaf of bread but hitler made 6 million jews toast.
how do you start a rave in etheopia? staple a slice of bread to the cieling
@PunnyBaker, true, but hey. I bet she'd like it.
@EddySteady, my girlfriend says I’m a pedophile, but what does she know, she’s only 8
@EddySteady, what’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
@EddySteady, why’d the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus
@EddySteady, how do you pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
@EddySteady, who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 176 stories in 3 seconds.
Isnt it bad practice to ever hold a gun aimed at someone else, especially when training?
@Mr Literal, yes it is! The 4 golden rules: consider a weapon always loaded, never let the muzzle cover anything you’re not willing to destroy, keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target and be sure of your target. They are violating the 2 first rules.
@Smurf309fs, I’m guessing there’s also a couple violating the 3rd based on the fact that obviously they didn’t go over the rules.
Yup, go ahead and just everybody in rows 2 and 3 point your pistols at the lady in black in the front row. Good training
Would not want to be in the front row of this class...
@I cut your face, I would honestly fail everyone not in the front row.
Open your damn eye woman in blue!
I’m appalled at the blatant disregard for firearm safety in this course. Whichever institution that is should have their certification revoked.
Kinda how it actually was. They were always doin bad things back there...
In today's climate there is a good percent chance that one of those teachers are pregnant by the 8th grader they're pointing at....
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