Hey Lois, you want me to leave a little strip in this thing? Like a little lightning bolt or unicorn? .....Alright! We're goin Brazilian! Giggity
It didn't go as planned but that's ok
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes...
13 July 2014 #13July2014
12 July 2014 #12July2014
Do they match the drapes?
I... Don't.... Get it
@baabaabariian, sex. He thought she wanted sex
@The Antagonist, thanks
@The Antagonist, I still don't get it...
@Glenn Ross, Carpet also stands for female pubes. He thought she wanted him to tear her pussy up.
@Glenn Ross, and you never will. Don't worry, your virginity is safe for the foreseeable future.
@baabaabariian, me neather
Who else but quagmire!?