And all my fellow Texans said "Amen".
So...is Texas a gay fish?
@Geo1345, Texan here, can confirm we fvck fishes of the same gender. I do say no homo though.
@Geo1345, I insert Minnows directly into my urethra
@Geo1345, well, steers and queers...
@Mattizzle9, gotta find large mouth bass myself.
@Geo1345, we don’t even drink water because gay fish fvck in it
Can confirm, we are the best state
As long as everyone understands that texas is the greatest state in existence then everything will be fine.
@M0RT0S, Texas the state is fine, the only problem is that it’s filled with Texans.
@big freedom, we're like a better more reasonable version of Australians. The ultimate lifeforms!
Yee to the fvckin Haw yall
United states of texas' bitches.
Californians and Texans are the biggest cheerleaders for states. Texans more so. They're like vegans, you dont ask but MAN will they tell you.
Alaska is more than twice the size of Texas. California is way wealthier & bigger economy and more populated than Texas. I don’t know where Texans believe that they are they outshine the entire U.S.
@chickee fella, because Texas. It's easier to just embrace it. Logic has no place here.
@chickee fella, Texas was briefly their own country. I say we cut him off and build a border wall around them. Give them back to Mexico or they can be there own country again if they don’t want to be part of the United States.
Joking aside. There are parts of Texas that are pretty nice. I’ve driven through the northern parts. A lot of open space and speed limits that lower at night time. Not sure why the speed changes on the interstate at night time. I just assumed animals crossing the road. Or speed traps. Or Texans don’t know how to drive at night.
Delaware is the real foundation of this country, let’s be real
EDIT: Apparently either people took that seriously or will not even allow Texas to be ignored in a joke
@open name, *Texas
@Shodai Hokage, you won’t even allow Texas to be ignored via Delaware joke
@open name, ever seen Wayne's World?
The Kanye thing and Texas do not belong in the same sentence like Donald trump and politics
Ok so this is unrelated but i cnt find the answer anywhere else. Does anybody play marvel contest of champions
I need help
We kicked Texas’s ass in the civil war, we’ll do it again
@Captain Anderson, it was the other pussified confederate states that held them back
*dwight voice* It's true