We get it. You're Chinese and have a black belt. Take it somewhere else Jackie chan
@Tyrellious, you sir win the internet
@Tyrellious, *Blackie Chan
@Tyrellious, this made me laugh way harder than I comfortable admitting.
@WestVirginiaIsAState, thank you
Oh my god Karen, you can't just wear black ppl
I'd say I want to own one of those, but I'm pretty sure we can't anymore.
@x2 6x 9 lol, yea it's pretty much looked down on to treat women as property now.
@x2 6x 9 lol, you can if you move to the UAE
@x2 6x 9 lol, I think you mean Mrs. Ling Chang Chong Rice Sushi Kong Long edit:dammit I replied to the wong comment
Got his girl on lock until she says she's pregnant and then he's halfway down the block.
Is this how you adopt an African child
Well, we know who wears the pants in that relationship.
Girls in just a shirt is great and all but with a belt that big too? Mmm I'm not too sure how to feel about it
That always happens when I visit Africa.
The hula hoop has come a long way.
No no no. You're just supposed to send the money. You don't actually adopt him. It's just like South Park predicted.
Dhalsim's hittin' hard times.
Brings a whole new meaning to being a black belt.
Made in Ethiopia
You're supposed to kill and skin them first. Duh