Probably going to happen
It’s okay I’m just a fatass
Bursts in on my fatass eating the whole thing in my underwear.
“I bought it for you, officers. Please sit down and have some.”
*officers sit down to have dinner together*
“Ah gotcha hypocritical sons of bjtchs. I am putting the citizens arrest for your asses.”
Looking at you Gavin Newsome...
@Sortofslobro, Thank God just about every sheriff in California has come out and said they are not going to enforce his curfew. Because apparently you can't catch covet after 10:00 p.m.
On a serious note: the government won't tell me how many people I am allowed to have on my property. I'd threaten them with a lawsuit and tell them to get lost.
@Rumble, it is seriously sickening how many people seem to be ok with the government having this kind of control over our lives
@MrJojo, I really just hope America doesn't end up being like Australia, they are going absolutely nuts with power over there
maybe in blue states
Best part is how all the sheriff's are like....nah, we don't care and aren't enforcing it
*Me, alone in my home rigging a frozen turkey and a frier to blast the door*
“I HAVE RIGHTS!”
I think this is theeeeeee 25th turkey “you have to many people” meme. Can’t wait for the next 78. Thanks funny pics. Oh, maybe the Oj chase again but the stilt is just worded differently.