Blasting rope is officially the only name for masturbating now
@Not him again, my grandpa called “burning rope” smoking weed
@Your Darkest Secret, I feel like I've heard that before
According to Disney that is no longer canon.
Just remember: if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, thank you for preaching my words
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, true, but that shouldn’t mean you should sin like crazy. Perhaps meet in the middle and say everything in moderation. Like right now, it’s Ash Wednesday but I’m having a pastrami sandwich, because it’s my birthday today
@arrowstorm115, Happy birthday, Ash!
@Codeine, Ed, but thank you nonetheless
@arrowstorm115, well then it's Eds Wednesday. Fvck ash
I mean, it's also in Catholic canon that he's omnipotent, so he knew what he'd see beforehand.
@TheStarHawk, and he still went.... Fvcking legend.
In sure he had a little hesitation
So yeah, he knows everything about me, so I try and make new sin to surprise him on the daily
Jesus :(sees every sin ever)
Also Jesus: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"
Yeah out of all the euphemisms for the male orgasm " blasting rope" is by far my least favorite so far.
The catholics love making up stuff
Who are we to say that is a sin though? Maybe that's the norm in heaven.
But Jesus became completely separated from God Ћ Father while on Ћ cross right before death. According to Ћ Bible Ћ full weight of mans sins was placed on his shoulders at that moment, during Ћ moment they were separated, while Jesus was on Ћ cross, right before Jesus said "It is finished." and died. So Ћ catholics are wrong.
But now he’s dead.
If that's a sin I don't want to be saved.