Im sorry Terry but Im married and I don't think my husband would appreciate me having a GF with or without a magnum dong. Thank you though Terry I hope many others will find happenis with your gift
@Nekozombie, meaning your not sure if he will be alright with, time to bring it up over spaghetti night
@Nekozombie, look, I’m trying but you ain’t helping
@Nekozombie, hah. Happenis.
@Nekozombie, Dunno, your husband sounds a little boring.
@Nekozombie, I see what you did there 👀
I dont like girls with d!cks but its the thought that counts. Thanks, Jerry!
@Deadkizz, you gon learn today
@Deadkizz, it truly is the thought that counts
@Deadkizz, girls with d*cks or a dude with tits?
@Deadkizz, what about a woman that just had balls, No dick?
Literally checks all of my boxes
If you paid for her she isnt a Gf. She's a whore.
@ThePandaPool , what's the difference amirite
@ThePandaPool , Mate, you will always pay..... one way or another
@ThePandaPool , if you ever taken your lady out to a movie and dinner you already paying sir
@ThePandaPool , good luck with that free wedding, honeymoon, house....
@TheMightyImp, spoken like a true virgin
@ThePandaPool , with 5 kids..
@TheMightyImp, sorry. Cuck virgin
@ThePandaPool , I'm pretty happy I had to Google 'cuck' as it certainly has never been used in relation to me. But I guess people repeat the insults used against them in the hope they hurt others as much as them.
Nah, no worries about my wife being unfaithful, you obviously haven't seen her. Lol
Well on the bright side at least one of us will have
Wait, do I get the gigantic penis or does the GF?
I was about to downvote until I saw "gigantic penis"
Hey if she’s bottom then it’s a win
This is definitely a meme I hope sticks around
Kind of weird that i have a date with a chick on tinder that matched with me on Wednesday. But hey if terry wants to hook me up with the first girl to not ghost me since 2013 than thanks terry!
Wtf Terry, you’re going to leave me with anal leakagw
3 out of 4 aint bad right?
Uh, Terry? June’s over, dude.
Important distinction, we talkin futa, trap, or trans. I can only get down on one of those Terry, and I’ll accept no substitution.
I humbly accept