Okay so the Shania Twain's song goes:
(First line: thing that doesn't impress her, then):
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
But the first three lines of each verse are:
1) Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
2) Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
3) Okay, so you've got a car
I had to look up the lyrics and now I know why dude gOT So EXCITED
@VinoVeritas, the backstory for the song is that a naked pic of him and his peen made the rounds that made all the girls excited, but she saw it and didn’t see the big deal.
@VinoVeritas, I forgot this song existed until now.
@VinoVeritas, I like how she put them in that order like u would think that her choices would get more impressive each time... and they did
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, wait a min so you’re telling me that u can see brad Pitts wang? I must no where that’s like seeing the dick of a god
This movie had no business being a space movie.. this movie was only about daddy issue.
To be fair, the movie probably didn’t impress her, either.
Was he actually an astronaut or was he a rocket scientist? Haven’t seen the movie
shain twain who what? CAPITAL LETTERS ARE VERY COOL. LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA
I think Pitt’s acting was pretty well done, but the storyline needed some work. Perhaps it’s just me, but I though it was a tad on the boring side.
I'll be the first to say I don't get it...
@KillerdoomSky, come on man.. don’t make me feel old. I got the entire tune stuck in my head immediately...
@KillerdoomSky, one of her hit songs was That Don’t Impress Me Much, but I don’t know if they were dating and broke up or something so that part makes it funny? Either way, not super funny so move along
@Dr Crowntwig, my sisters used to play that on repeat
@Dr Crowntwig, I am both tempted to say okay boomer as well as ask for clarification... I can't tell which urge is stronger 😂
@Reedmg, fair enough. Thank you
@KillerdoomSky, I ain’t no Boomer.. I believe I’m technically even a millennial!
@Dr Crowntwig, if you are a millennial and I am a millennial... something is off here... uh oh. Time space continuum is at it again!
@KillerdoomSky, something something wibbly wobbly timely wimey..
@Dr Crowntwig, oof. Throwing a guess out there, dr who? 😬
@KillerdoomSky, good lord. Hmm.. I’m sure you are a wonderful person with great strength, honor and kindness. I respect the decisions you have made.
@Dr Crowntwig, Dad?
Jk, love you too random friend!