"What the hell do you assholes want?"
@CynicalSirr, "Sorry, I'm a cisatheist who doesn't believe in hell"
@SimonPetrikov, "What the ifunny do you assholes want?" Lol.
@CynicalSirr, Did you just assume my body part???
@CynicalSirr, yes, that's much better. I'll have your soufflé
The sun sets right behind the doors at my work, so I greeted a couple with, "how are you ladies this evening?" Only after they fully entered did I realize the second was a man. His wife teased him the whole night. He was not pleased with me
@obijuankenobi, as a server, I've definitely done this, but instead of getting them being lighthearted and joking about it, they were just awkwardly silent and looked at each other like I was the antichrist for the rest of my service to them, so that was nice
So sorry, allow me to speak in your language.
*urinates in their eyes*
Did I say that right?
I work in PC hell...Davis Ca. Where you are embarrassed to be a white conservative straight male. I guess I was asking for it.
@billphoto7718, I'm so sorry
What do YOU mean 'you people'?
Did you just assume my species!
"I never thought I'd say this but your kind aren't welcome here."
"I'm sorry what would you homo sapiens like"
"Did you just assume my species?"
@Fes, *Therian's Screech*
We should make our own discord holy HELL YES
Do you guys want to make a funny pics discord account? Have meet ups or whatever?
@SkyTrip, it exists homie.
@CapitalismDoesntWork, I'm drunk, excuse me.
What's the name?
@SkyTrip, I've been in it. It's not really a welcoming place. Dead chat even with 50 people
Hello fellow humans, what can I do for you?
*waits for "The Imp" to make some remark about how this isn't funny*