Just like the giants
Oh Man-ning, that's hilarious
@TriangleTesticles, I'm not going to Eli to you, it was humorous
Pun intended, but I expected a better punchline.
@Huffman880, I’m anxiously awaiting the crack in the distance that signals my impending doom.
@Huffman880, I was going to make a similar comment, but you beat me to it.
49ers would be a safer bet
*Red Sox fans cheer in the distance*
EDIT: Wait, shjt, wrong rivalry
Okay, I'm not a sports guy, but that was pretty funny.
On a serious note, don't beat your children. You being an incompetent parent is no excuse for assault. Beating children has also been found to have serious psychological consequences and can result in violent tendencies later in life.
God this joke is old
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*