I do not own
Everybody's thinking, "you like krabby patties don't you squidward"
I just stare at them with pure anger and say nothing till they freak out
@sexual lamp, I'm sorry, I can't resist. I LOVE (SEXUAL) LAMP
That awesome moment when someone thinks that change the pic of a reposted text will make it new
True story. I have very often been the liar and someone I know will also know I'm lying. And I know they know I'm lying because they had already known the truth and decide to not lie themselves and therefore let me lie knowing I know they know I'm lying while they know I'm lying knowing I'm lying and in the end I'm lying knowing both of us know each one of us know the whole truth and are really both lying and I have just confused myself. Sometimes though there is a third party so while the two of us are lying or one of us is then the third guy will know I'm lying while I know he knows I'm lying as well as knowing the second guy knows I know I'm lying but also the third and second guy know each one of them is lying and knowing at the same time I'm lying while I know they are lying but not saying anything since I'm really verbally lying. This has gone too far.
Yeah Android, you aren't that great!
31 January 2014
Yeah no it fvking hurts.
This is more exciting than that time I saw Bobby McFerrin fall down all those stairs
I know right! Its so funny when they pretend they didnt bang my sister!
What if that person was lying just to see if you were lying?